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I really really wish what I was about to say was made up. I was unsure what it would be like to live in the Mormon mecca, aka Salt Lake City, but since moving here I'm very pleasantly surprised and happy to report that it's not as weird as you may think. There's these funny little things like having to buy real beer (more than 3.2% alcohol) at a state liquor store, everyone is married with children even if they're significantly younger than me, and there's a rather schizophrenic personality to the citizens: you're either Mo-Mo and happy-go-lucky or you ain't and you're damn fucking proud of it. Heaven help them, they're hell bent on staying a virigin. Add to it that it's forbidden and now you have a group of hormonally-saturated, unfulfilled virginal, twenty-something-year-olds going off to college, namely Brigham Young University.
So here it is: because Mormons are against pre-marital sex, many of the "good" Mormons make it to their twenties as virgins. You have "soaking," that is, you put your dick in her vagina but you don't move.
But, I have it from good sources (a few "Jack Mormons," also known as Mormons who were born and raised but no longer practicing, as well as an ex-communicated one). The solution to every religious believer's ultimate dilemna: how do you have sex without having sex.
I can't in good faith say I've ever experienced this phenomenon first hand because I'm A) not a BYU graduate and B) not fucking retarded.
The last time I saw my daughter, she told me that she had decided to be more proactive about meeting people.
She had signed up for a (free) online dating service, and had recently gone out with four different guys.
“It’s that There Just Aren’t Enough of Him.” The numbers appear compelling. In fact, we’re doing better than a lot of religions.
The guy is a high school science teacher, which was a major plus in my book.
(As a boy I was a science geek and always close to the science teachers, who were uniformly terrific.) Also, he’s got a thing for cult films, and I had to laugh out loud, because that is one of my daughter’s passions as well, so in that respect at least they seem well matched.
Keep a straight face upon mentions of the Angel Moroni, or Salt Lake City being referred to as Zion.8. In fact, always have a backup casserole ready in case someone breaks their leg and needs a home-cooked meal.9.
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